Her: WHEN DID EARL GO OUT WITH THE PRIEST?!
Him 1: umm Earl went out with the priest today
Her: um wow
Him 1: yeah
Him 1: i texted him
Him 1: asking him a question i've wondered for years
Him 1: "how big is the priest's pp?"
Her: LOL
Her: so like give me the deets
Him 1: ummm
Him 1: mr. priest invited Earl out to town for the day
Him 1: he bought him two shirts
Him 1: took him out to lunch
Him 1: and bought him ice cream
Him 1: i'm pretty sure Earl gave him head
Him 1: cuz i mean..?
Him 1: he's a priest
Her: what the hell. Is this guy even hot?
Him 1: a priest taking a guy out ...no less A TWINK
Her: i know..
Her: I feel like i should report this. Poor Earl is gonna get molestered
Him: I can't believe Earl has a sugar father.
Her: Amen.
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